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From: j@uriah.heep.sax.de (J Wunsch)
Newsgroups: comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
Subject: Re: Linux or FreeBSD
Date: 2 Jan 1997 12:54:24 GMT
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Charles Mott <cmott@srv.net> wrote:

> The General Secretary was angry. "We are
> engaged in a global competition with Linus.
> To survive, we must expand, or we will
> collapse inwards and be no more." His fist
> banged against the table.

Ha!  This proves you don't know the General Secretary...  He would
never have admitted that!

``The General Secretary was angry.  "In order to
maintain our continous leadership in the world's
software technology, we need to continually improve
our products.  I have received reports that Linus is
now slowly catching up!"  His fist banged against
the table.''

> The meeting turned to other subjects. The
> Minister for State Production began to recommend
> that software developers be re-assigned to
> affix mailing labels to cd-rom packages...

Minister for State Production?  Hmm, maybe you mean
the Minister for General machine building, Agricultural
machine building, and Vehicle industry?  (No joke, we
indeed had this one! :)


Well, to steal a little from Dave Burgess' *BSD FAQ:

0.6     Does anyone reading this have any sense of humor at all?

The FreeBSD team was actually responsible for porting "Doom" to Linux,
in a successful effort to slow down constructive work by distracting
the central committee with frivolous games.

-- 
cheers, J"org

joerg_wunsch@uriah.heep.sax.de -- http://www.sax.de/~joerg/ -- NIC: JW11-RIPE
Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for. ;-)