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From: jgoerzen@complete.org (John Goerzen)
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Subject: Re: Help-spammers are killing me
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Date: 30 Apr 1996 11:09:57 -0500
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How could I resist responding to such a fun post? <grin>

But notice, I did trim the header lines at least a bit...

Candide (toms4@soho.ios.com) wrote:

[deletion]

: Oh joy! Master are you still alive? Goodness gracious! I almost wrote you

Yes, it's a miracle, isn't it?  Did you think that I had redirected myself
to /dev/null?  <g>  Or worse, encountered the "I've fallen in the trashcan
and I can't find the undelete key" syndrome?

: off!...I know, I know,...shame on me!... I had this theory worked out
: where, due to the speed of you FreeBSD computer, you were able to achieve
: light speed and were able to either, leap way into the future or way into
: the past, depending which theory you buy. I see that you came out of warp
: to join us, once again! Goodie! I have this mental image of you looking
: just like that professor (mad or otherwise) from the movie "Back To The
: Future"...:)

I'm flattered :-)

:   So, tell me... How are things in the future? Is everyone in the future
: able to speed up their computers just by yelling at them, the magic spell
: " Run you computer faster|with FreeBSD!"?..."Abracadabra!" does not work
: anymore?

It still works, only it's simpler in the future: Just say "FreeBSD" to your
computer, and WHAP! in two seconds, you're running FreeBSD version 1532.1 :-)  

: 
: A humbled (and overjoyed),
: 
: Candide
: 
: -- 
: "Eritis sicut Deus, scientes bonum et malum" - Goethe -
: 
: "Nyuck!...Nyuck!...Nyuck!"  - Curly -
: 
: 
: 
-- 
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