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From: bet@ritz.mordor.com (Bennett Todd)
Subject: Re: You can tune a file system, but you can't tune a fish
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Date: Mon, 14 Aug 1995 16:07:03 GMT
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>> > Good stuff. "Move love" is still broken, though. :-)
>[...]
>Wasn't that a TECO-ism?

TECO had a command "make", for creating new files, and when you said "make
love" it would reply "not war?".

Unix has long said

	make: don't know how to make love. Stop

which some folks thought funny (though not as good as TECO, of course).

Suns, both under SunOS 4.x and Solaris 2.x, say

	make: *** No rule to make target `love'.  Stop.

And to close the circuit, back in 1986 or so I was administering some 3B5s at
Duke; they ran System V, of course, but this was a pretty old System V, and so
wasn't too much worse than Version 7. For fun one afternoon I hacked make to
offer the TECO behavior. I special-cased the error-reporting, so everything
would work unchanged if you had a [mM]akefile with a target "love".

-Bennett
bet@mordor.com