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From: thrasher@MCS.COM (Brendan J. F. Scallon)
Newsgroups: chi.general,alt.sex,alt.flame,comp.unix.bsd,alt.backrubs
Subject: Re: Need Help!
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Date: 19 Oct 1994 20:01:25 -0500
Organization: Illinois Circuit Court of the Jihad
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William J McClatchie (wmcclatc@osf1.gmu.edu) wrote:
: scallon brendan john (scallon@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu) wrote:
: : an134144@anon.penet.fi wrote:
: : : I need Help with some very personal problems.  I just cant seem to stop
: : : masturbating with a broom handle.  I lube it up and cram that sucker right
: : : in my ass.  Please help me!

: : Who the fuck posted this???? using the anon server, aren't we?  In reality
: : I just stick it in pussy.

: Most men use their dicks for this, not broom handles.

That's what I was saying.  Stick the dick in the snatch or down the hatch
--
"Your words, waste in decay                            | Brendan J. F. Scallon
Nothing you say, reaches my ears anyway"               |      Illinois Circuit
                       -ELP, The Endless Enigma        |    Court of the Jihad
thrasher@mcs.com                                       |   (formerly C.A.R.D.)