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Xref: sserve alt.sex:68688 alt.flame:107395 comp.unix.bsd:15137 alt.backrubs:2960 misc.test:49848 Path: sserve!newshost.anu.edu.au!harbinger.cc.monash.edu.au!news.cs.su.oz.au!metro!dmssyd.syd.dms.CSIRO.AU!newserv.ksu.ksu.edu!moe.ksu.ksu.edu!vixen.cso.uiuc.edu!howland.reston.ans.net!swiss.ans.net!gatech!psuvax1!rutgers!att-out!ucbeh!graefja From: graefja@ucbeh.san.uc.edu Newsgroups: alt.sex,alt.flame,comp.unix.bsd,alt.backrubs,misc.test Subject: Re: Need Help! Message-ID: <1994Oct19.142409.4954@ucbeh> Date: 19 Oct 94 14:24:09 EST References: <000322Z18101994@anon.penet.fi> Distribution: world Organization: University of Cincinnati Lines: 20 In article <000322Z18101994@anon.penet.fi>, an134144@anon.penet.fi writes: > I need Help with some very personal problems. I just cant seem to stop > masturbating with a broom handle. I lube it up and cram that sucker right > in my ass. Please help me! > > Brendan Scallon (scallon@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu) Dear Brendan, I suggest you find the guy with the anon account 134144 and kill him. This guy is probably someone you recently pissed off or someone who really hates you. However if you mastrubating problems continues, I would advice you to seek professional help. Which you really can't do here, coz nobody on the net is really proffesional. > ------------------------------------------------------------------------- > To find out more about the anon service, send mail to help@anon.penet.fi. > Due to the double-blind, any mail replies to this message will be anonymized, > and an anonymous id will be allocated automatically. You have been warned. > Please report any problems, inappropriate use etc. to admin@anon.penet.fi.