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Path: sserve!newshost.anu.edu.au!munnari.oz.au!news.Hawaii.Edu!ames!olivea!charnel!yeshua.marcam.com!news.kei.com!eff!usenet.ins.cwru.edu!howland.reston.ans.net!pipex!uknet!mcsun!sun4nl!tuegate.tue.nl!news.win.tue.nl!wzv.win.tue.nl!gvr.win.tue.nl!guido From: guido@gvr.win.tue.nl (Guido van Rooij) Newsgroups: comp.os.386bsd.misc Subject: Re: REQUESTS FOR VOTES: comp.os.386bsd.jesus Date: 12 Nov 1993 18:46:34 GMT Organization: Eindhoven University of Technology, The Netherlands Lines: 48 Message-ID: <2c0lma$25f@wzv.win.tue.nl> References: <JKH.93Nov11013509@whisker.lotus.ie> NNTP-Posting-Host: gvr.win.tue.nl jkh@whisker.lotus.ie (Jordan K. Hubbard) writes: >Why? The man is famous, that's why! A living legend, and he deserves >his own newsgroup. Two newsgroups! Two or more newsgroups in which >his postings will be lovingly collected, pressed into yearly volumes >(much as Brad Templeton does with rec.humor.funny) and distributed to >book stores world-wide! Hmm....We once had a guy on nlnet also behaving like a pain in the ass. Some day some ppl suggested it wasn't a person at all because no person could ever be so ******* (fill in yourself). Anyway it was supposed to be an implementation of an Artificial Intelligence. Of course not a complete one, since it obviously has some serious bugs in it. We never trcaked down the writer of the AI, since it was suspected he was to ashamed of himself. Now what I think is that this AI-writer fled away from Holland, to the US of A, and tried yet anoter AI (YAAI). Unfortunately he failed miserably for the second time leaving not only nlnet but the complete internet world with his monstruous creation. >After 5 years, a special anniversary copy of the entire annotated set >(personally signed by Jesus himself) will be printed in a limited >issue of 5001 collecter's edition copies, with the 5001st copy >engraved carefully on sheets of pressed gold alloy, sealed into a >pressurized argon atmosphere container and launched into space with >the planned Voyager 12 deep-space probe. Hmmm...I dont really know. Perhaps we should save some space for the writer of the AI and launch *him*. >But all this cannot happen without your vote! Vote now! Vote twice! >Call Gene Spafford at 3am and loudly and drunkenly demand your Jesus >Monroy newsgroup! >Thank you! > Jordan >-- >(Jordan K. Hubbard) jkh@violet.berkeley.edu, jkh@al.org, jkh@whisker.lotus.ie >I do not speak for Lotus, nor am I even a Lotus employee. I am an independent >contractor. -Guido -- Guido van Rooij | Internet: guido@gvr.win.tue.nl Bisschopsmolen 16 | Phone: ++31.40.461433 5612 DS Eindhoven | ((12+144+20)+3*sqrt(4))/7 The Netherlands | +(5*11)=9^2+0