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Path: sserve!newshost.anu.edu.au!munnari.oz.au!news.Hawaii.Edu!ames!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!howland.reston.ans.net!pipex!uunet!mcsun!ieunet!news.ieunet.ie!jkh From: jkh@whisker.lotus.ie (Jordan K. Hubbard) Newsgroups: comp.os.386bsd.misc Subject: REQUESTS FOR VOTES: comp.os.386bsd.jesus Date: 11 Nov 1993 09:35:09 GMT Organization: Lotus Development Ireland Lines: 26 Distribution: world Message-ID: <JKH.93Nov11013509@whisker.lotus.ie> NNTP-Posting-Host: whisker.lotus.ie Why? The man is famous, that's why! A living legend, and he deserves his own newsgroup. Two newsgroups! Two or more newsgroups in which his postings will be lovingly collected, pressed into yearly volumes (much as Brad Templeton does with rec.humor.funny) and distributed to book stores world-wide! After 5 years, a special anniversary copy of the entire annotated set (personally signed by Jesus himself) will be printed in a limited issue of 5001 collecter's edition copies, with the 5001st copy engraved carefully on sheets of pressed gold alloy, sealed into a pressurized argon atmosphere container and launched into space with the planned Voyager 12 deep-space probe. But all this cannot happen without your vote! Vote now! Vote twice! Call Gene Spafford at 3am and loudly and drunkenly demand your Jesus Monroy newsgroup! Thank you! Jordan -- (Jordan K. Hubbard) jkh@violet.berkeley.edu, jkh@al.org, jkh@whisker.lotus.ie I do not speak for Lotus, nor am I even a Lotus employee. I am an independent contractor.