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From: nate@bsd.coe.montana.edu (Nate Williams)
Newsgroups: comp.unix.bsd,comp.os.386bsd.misc
Subject: Re: Clustering - red hot on UNIX [ was Re: Excuse me? ]
Date: 14 Sep 1993 01:13:05 GMT
Organization: Montana State University, Bozeman  MT
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In article <2732uj$ius@sneezy.cc.utexas.edu>,
Vax <vax@sneezy.cc.utexas.edu> wrote:
>In article <VIXIE.93Sep11174809@gw.home.vix.com>,
>Paul A Vixie <vixie@gw.home.vix.com> wrote:
>>I'd like to offer an observation on the Jesus Monroy phenomena visible here.
>>Many of you have wondered how this obviously clue-impaired individual could
>>possibly post article after article in gleeful defiance of the universal scorn
>>and disgust people feel for him.
>>
>>To fully understand the phenomena you have to have been reading Usenet more or
>>less full time for 10 years or more.  In my time I have seen the Jesus Monroy
>>phenomena repeated many times -- by different people, in different newsgroups,
>>but every other detail is the same.
>
>You have noted the pattern, but you have missed the forest for the trees.
>Jesus Monroy, Jr. is actually a very advanced form of AI, developed in
>the dark recesses of the CS labs in Montana, far away from the eyes
>of modern society, in close cooperation with the NSA and banished Nazi
>war criminals.

Close, but speaking as a Native Montanan, all the Nazi types live in 
Northern Idaho, so you might look there.  (it's so secret that no one
person can know the entire story)

>My friend, who once ventured into the depths of the montana labs,
>just moved here to Austin to relax.  It seems that whatever he saw in those

Your friend was was being nice, and protecting you from the NSA.  But,
know you the the entire truth, you will probably be blasted by many
more Monroy postings.   Sorry 'bout that.


Nate

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